Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
