why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
