she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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