I saw his package. It spoke to me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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