Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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