I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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