so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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