Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Someone came in the potted fern
I have feelings that need drinking.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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