I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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