just come out here and I will go home with you...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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