loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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