how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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