Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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