Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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