...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
