Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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