I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
