quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
