Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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