Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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