I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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