i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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