dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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