Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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