i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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