He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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