You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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