I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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