I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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