oh god the rape fog is back!
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Still dying that you shit outside
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I am naked and annoyed.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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