Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
the raccoons are back...
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