No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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