i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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