I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Text me some of your sweat
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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