we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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