They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You pole danced in your parka.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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