butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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