So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she peed on how many people?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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