That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
