Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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