Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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