At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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