i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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