dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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