Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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