"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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