My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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