White coat. Heels.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
vagina is talking i cant
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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