my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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