Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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