i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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